My Uncle Phil Hit Me? Please Help Me?

buy her some peanuts...then when she gets thirsty buy are a soda...then when she has to pee from the soda, walk her to the bathroom...guard the door so no one gets in.....then take her to a movie....buy her some popcorn with extra butter, some sour gummy worms, some choclate almounds, and a extra extra extra extra extra extra large diet soda, so she doesnt gain any weight...maybe some nachos too, and some ice cream..watch whatever movie she wants to see...then after the movies take her out to dinner...maybe a fancy itialian resteraunt...order the best pasta, the most expensive wine, and a fancy dessert..after that, take a long walk through the park under the stars, then maybe a paddle boat ride on the river...oh and take her shopping...buy her a few new dresses, some accessories, like a watch, some ear rings, a necklace, some bracelets, a few rings, some sunglasses, a purse or two, and make sure you buy her a few pair of shoes...after a long night, take her to a fancy hotel, with a massage therepaist, and room service...make sure there is a big pool too, and an arcade..after a few nights in the hotel, fly her first class to Greece...give her a tour of the country,,,its a beautiful place...make sure you go and see all the historical land marks, buy a few souviners, take a swim in the ocean, try skydiving, eat at an over priced resteraunt...buy her some flowers, take her home, and then ask if you can back home....she cant say no to that!